Strange Charging Problem

Okay, I was doing the brakes on my better half’s Taurus and she was using my wagon. She calls me up and says there's a problem, it won't start.
So I drive over to her job and the battery is fully drained. So I jump it and just get some dim lights and that's about it. Knowing it's had the same battery since I bought the car I went down the street and bought a new one and replaced it.
So I put the battery in and notice the two front corner lights lit, I get inside and the lights are turned off..... strange
I put the key in and turn it on and without hitting the starter I hear the cooling fan running.... strange The engine is cold and it’s just the passenger side fan.
I hit the starter and it turns over just fine but doesn't fire and the check engine light is lit in the dash.
I then scratch my head and call a tow truck. Anyone ever seen this kind of thing before?
So I drive over to her job and the battery is fully drained. So I jump it and just get some dim lights and that's about it. Knowing it's had the same battery since I bought the car I went down the street and bought a new one and replaced it.
So I put the battery in and notice the two front corner lights lit, I get inside and the lights are turned off..... strange
I put the key in and turn it on and without hitting the starter I hear the cooling fan running.... strange The engine is cold and it’s just the passenger side fan.
I hit the starter and it turns over just fine but doesn't fire and the check engine light is lit in the dash.
I then scratch my head and call a tow truck. Anyone ever seen this kind of thing before?
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My friend had a CRX and bought one of those grounding kits. The idiot company selling them anodized the grounding plate so it wasn't grounding properly. The car would do all kinds of weird stuff. Lights were staying on that weren't supposed to be on, turn signals wouldnt work, it was strange. Once I sanded down the grounding block everything went back to the way it was. Weird thing I thought was that the guy drove it for like a week like this. He had to leave early from work because he had no headlights even when he turned them on. :?
Just a thought.
Installed a CD player back in January, haven't had any trouble with it.
So I got some more of the story, a friend from her work tried to jumpstart it before I got there. May have hooked the leads up backwards but this isn't confirmed.
I cleaned a few contacts up on it and popped in the new battery. It starts and runs now but the alternator is only putting out twelve volts. Can anyone refresh my memory here, it's been a decade since I've changed the alternator in an EF, if I remember right the car I did it on had powersteering and AC, I just dropped the left axelshaft to get it out from under the hood.
My car has AC but no power steering, can I get it out of there without having to do that? It seems like the wagon has a little more room than the other models. I was thinking about trying to snake it out through the hoses on the tranny side or maybe removing the master cylinder. Any thoughts?
if you have DPFI, you have plenty of space to pull it out from the top.
Thanks man, I'll probably try it tonight or in the morning.